Chinese man rings his boss and says, "Me no work, I sick" Boss says, "When I'm sick, I f*ck my wife, try that!" 2 hours later Chinese man rings back, "Me better, you got nice house"
Thank you hey man. You forgot to pay oh. I don't pay. What do you mean you don't pay? Oh you're the new guy. But I'm not dumb. Alright man I'm calling the boss. Oh and you stole the boss's phone.
"MANAGEMENT WHEN THEIR FAVORITE EMPLOYEE MESSES UP... BUT IT'S OKAY BECAUSE 'THEY'RE SPECIAL.'" I don't think he did it, but you know what, even if he did do it, you know what I mean?
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