Thank you hey man. You forgot to pay oh. I don't pay. What do you mean you don't pay? Oh you're the new guy. But I'm not dumb. Alright man I'm calling the boss. Oh and you stole the boss's phone.
Small restaurants like this will have the best food you'll ever eat. Great movie too. So, what don't you want? You know, I've been working here for 44 years. Ain't nobody ever ordered nothing but T-bone steak and a baked potato. Except this one a*shole from New York tried to order trout back in 1987. We don't sell no goddamned trout. T-bone steaks.
DoorDasher accepts oldest form of currency! Ring. Hey, thank you. I got you. DoorDash order. Chick-fil-A. I'm so hungry. Yeah. Spelt it all. I love Chick-fil-A. I know. Me too. Good. Drive like ten. Miles to go. I'm trying to make, uh, like two dollars. A mile. Two dollars a mile. Ten miles. Jesus. The same price. If I tipped. You that much. That's
where she bought the ticket to cash in her winnings. She thought she won at least $500. She says the clerk in this lucky store took her ticket, scanned it, and the machine sang a winning tune. It says, eeeeee, a beep made a sound on the machine, and then a pink cell slip came out, and he just grabbed it. Amelia says the clerk wouldn't give her tha
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