Cashier is fighting for his life. Hi, it's 9:58. Can I still order? Oh yeah, of course. What can I get for you? Can I have two large cheese pizzas, please? Yeah, of course. Ten veggie pockets. Ten veggie pockets. And uh, three buffalo mac and cheese pizzas. Three buffalo mac and cheese pizzas. Anything else for you? Uh, can I have a ten mozzarella
A customer buys Cheetos Flamin' Hot Puffs. The cashier scans the bag. The customer then pulls money out of the Cheetos bag to pay. The cashier and another employee react with surprise and then smile. Text on screen: Cheetos Flamin' Hot Puffs, LOW PRICE, 6, 5, 4, ria. Speech: No bag.
People who work in the HEAT rn 😂ðŸ˜. Hello, how you doing? Must be nice working in the fucking air. Fucking bitch you. You want your receipt? No. You speak Spanish? No, not really. Gracias puta. Oh, what's that mean? I'm not an expert, but I think he just called you gorgeous. Oh, thank you. Hey, how are you? Hi. These are two for 3.50. Yeah, no sh*t
Henpecked Hal
@HenpeckedHal
I accidentally dropped my ID as I was showing it to the cashier at the liquor store. I bent down to pick it up and I must have made one of those old people grunts you make when getting off the couch because he said, "you're good" before I even got to show it to him.
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