LAST NIGHT I ORDERED A DRINK WITH DINNER AND TO MY SURPRISE THE WAITER ASKED FOR MY ID. I ASKED HIM IF I LOOKED THAT YOUNG AND HE REPLIED, "NO, I JUST WANTED TO SEE IF YOU QUALIFIED FOR THE SENIOR CITIZEN DISCOUNT."
More coffee, sir? Are you a collector? What are you talking about? Barry Allen. The Flash. His name is Barry Allen. My name is Allen, Barry Allen. United States Secret Service. He reads comic books! Comic books! Barry Allen is 'The Flash'! The man is writing on a paper with a list of crimes attributed to 'Barry Allen', including arson, fraud, tax e
Have a good night. How's everything over here? You try this for me? Something wrong or? No, I just want you to try it for me. Is there anything else I can get you? No, I just want you to try it. Alright, give me a fork. That's the problem. (Laughter)
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