Welcome to Captain Bob's, matey, how may I help you? Give me the fucking money! Is that a 32? Give me the money, shithead! It's pink. The bullets aren't pink. Motherfucker, give me the goddamn money! Okay, you know what, asshole? Pull the trigger. My life couldn't get any fucking worse. Yeah, that's right, pull the motherfucking trigger! Fucker! Pi
IN 2008, A MAN FROM CHICAGO PURCHASED A CAR FOR $600, REGISTERED IT IN HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND'S NAME, AND THEN LEFT IT PARKED AT O'HARE AIRPORT, WHERE IT ACCUMULATED 678 PARKING TICKETS AMOUNTING TO $105,000.
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