So, to the people who thought they weren't going to pay us for the new tin roof on the porch and thought just locking your doors and leaving the house would stop us from repossessing that shit, we're taking the whole fucking porch.
You thought the silence was surrender, a fatal error. That quiet girl you knew... You should have been afraid of her. Now the storm is here. You picked the wrong fight to start with the wrong kind of heart. I don't raise my voice, I just care world apart. A cold look, a dead stare. A chill in the air. I can make a whole kingdom fall without a singl
Told my dad I locked my keys in my car. I don't know how you lock keys in your car. It was an accident. Yeah, I know. 25 minutes I'm here trying to get this stupid thing. You know how to do it? Yeah, I know how to do it, Joe, but it's hard. You gotta give me a chance. I'm trying to get it. You gotta get the rim. I know. Ah! Great! Great! Oh, let me
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The ironic thing about life is that you are a different person to everyone you meet. To some you're quiet, to others you never stop talking. Some remember you for your kindness, others for the time you walked away. You are a villain in someone's story, a hero in another's, and to most you're just a passing thought, a name they once knew. You don't
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