Featured Best Fresh

trending tags

avatar Jeremy Jordan

As soon as you walk into work and see that one coworker. Me: It smells like bitch in here. Oh! There's the bitch.

avatar Patricia Lee

Hey bud, aren't you supposed to be sleeping? You know what happens to people who stay up late on their phone, right? I'll let the boogie monster under the bed tell you. The next time you get out of bed, I'm gonna cut your ankles. Fuck you, bitch. Go to fuck to sleep. Bitch.

avatar Joseph Mitchell
Winifred Beecher Howe @katemccabesays My friend's Dad doesn't know who Cookie Monster is and referred to him as COLD ELMO. Ouch, Right in the Childhood @ouchrightinthechildhood It's actually Cookie Monster and Flamin' Hot Cookie Monster.

Winifred Beecher Howe @katemccabesays My friend's Dad doesn't know who Cookie Monster is and referred to him as COLD ELMO. Ouch, Right in the Childhood @ouchrightinthechildhood It's actually Cookie Monster and Flamin' Hot Cookie Monster.

avatar Charlie Chocolate

When you greet everyone good morning walking into work but really sound like this out loud. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. Especially fuck you. You're cool. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.

avatar Gaie Houston

Fuck! Get away! THIS AIN'T CANON ALTERNATE REALITY MOVIES

avatar Jeremy Jordan
Elmo bets Natalie that she can't fart around her butt plug.

Elmo bets Natalie that she can't fart around her butt plug.

trending tags

Copy Report
Cancel
Copyright Obscene words Nudity Spam Violence Hostility Other
Cancel