Going to bed the other night, I saw people stealing from my shed. I called the police — they said no one was available. So I called back a minute later: "No need to hurry now... I've shot them." Within minutes, half a dozen cop cars, helicopters, and an armed unit showed up and caught the burglars red-handed. 🚓🚒😂
Officer: "I thought you said you s
If you are attacked in a 'gun-free zone' and didn't bring your gun in order to comply w/ that rule, the creator of the gun-free zone should be legally liable for your injuries
Guarantee those stupid signs would start coming down *real* quick
#ShallNotBeInfringed
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