Bro cooked her so bad, even Gordon Ramsay took notes. Okay, babe. I just need my sunglasses. No, what you need is a treadmill. Excuse me? Don't fucking talk to me like that, my nigga. Are you good? I got people praying for me for real, so don't test that. You need more of those. Yeah, I know I do. Let's bring all the churches together. Don't, don't
best comeback of the year issa mami @PiaSoPetty Fat girls who wear crop tops be looking like winnie the pooh. crybaby @araslanian_ I would lose weight and look good in a crop top if I walked the distance between your eyebrows. Michael Vic BIIIIITCH!!!! I JUST HOLLERED 😂😂😂😂
STAR WARS ROAST. A group of guys are throwing a Star Wars party, and not only did they invite me, but they also hired me to roast them. Here we go. Dang, I must have blown up a building and gone to heaven because all I see are 72 virgins. Every dude here that knows the phrase 'I am your father' has never said the phrase, 'who's your daddy'. When I
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