best comeback of the year issa mami @PiaSoPetty Fat girls who wear crop tops be looking like winnie the pooh. crybaby @araslanian_ I would lose weight and look good in a crop top if I walked the distance between your eyebrows. Michael Vic BIIIIITCH!!!! I JUST HOLLERED 😂😂😂😂
STAR WARS ROAST. A group of guys are throwing a Star Wars party, and not only did they invite me, but they also hired me to roast them. Here we go. Dang, I must have blown up a building and gone to heaven because all I see are 72 virgins. Every dude here that knows the phrase 'I am your father' has never said the phrase, 'who's your daddy'. When I
Probably the best one liner roast I've ever heard. You look good, you look good, congratulations. Your uh, your knuckles look scraped. Did you walk here?
Totie Fields sick of Dean Martin's shit. You don't remember me but I was your first wife. You drink so damn much. He quit AA and joined AAA so they could tow him away from the bar. Stop touching me.
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