STAR WARS ROAST. A group of guys are throwing a Star Wars party, and not only did they invite me, but they also hired me to roast them. Here we go. Dang, I must have blown up a building and gone to heaven because all I see are 72 virgins. Every dude here that knows the phrase 'I am your father' has never said the phrase, 'Who's your daddy?'. When I
Best of Back Off Challenge - Mississippi. @COUNTRYCLUBADJACENT. We got ourselves a little southern Taco Bell here. I know you're wearing a flamingo, but you don't have to set up like one. You really got it right now. So this motherfucker right here is already taking pictures. What the fuck? Look at this bullfrog. Bullfrog. My god. You think he was
Try Not To Laugh 😂😂😂😂 Shut up. Everybody shut up. Look at this short. You are shorter than my scene in the movie next Friday. Come here, motherfucker. I'm on your ass. You look like a thug and a nerd. You gonna rob me or email me, motherfucker? Look at this. He looked like Future's past.
Bro cooked her so bad, even Gordon Ramsay took notes. Okay, babe. I just need my sunglasses. No, what you need is a treadmill. Excuse me? Don't fucking talk to me like that, my nigga. Are you good? I got people praying for me for real, so don't test that. You need more of those. Yeah, I know I do. Let's bring all the churches together. Don't, don't
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