Some people are just out of their fucking minds, man. You're married, is that right? Yes, I'm in a multi-adult family. There's three of us that are raising two children. I'm non-binary, which means that I don't identify as a man or a woman, and I use they, them pronouns. And your wife or partner? All of the adults in my household identify as trans
I'M GETTING A DIVORCE
Call your sister and break the news to her.
Do not file a single paper. Do you hear me?
The old man hangs up, turns to his wife and says,
I CAN'T BELIEVE HE SAID THIS IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANY BORDERS, THEN YOU DON'T HAVE A NATION, RIGHT? IN A SENSE. So has historically the United States done well under Democrats and Republicans in protecting the border? The answer is no. Trump did a better job. I don't like Trump, but we should have a secure border. And it ain't that hard to do. Biden
Yeah, it's not sharp at all. It makes it even more dangerous. Why? Because bell blades are more dangerous than sharp ones. Why is that? Because you're more likely to cut someone. That sounds so fucking stupid. Imagine the samurais go out and they come back and the master's like, how did you perform? Yeah, yeah. I'll be the samurai. You be the samu
DO YOU KNOW
STARTS
YOU KNOW
BOOM!
*DRAMATIC MUSIC*
*LAUGHING*
Do you know that scene where the guy pulls out the sword, starts swinging around and he just shoots him? You know he improvised that? Get the f**k out of here with that sword. Boom! Here it is, there's the scene. They were supposed to have this whole choreographed thing with the sword and the whip. Perfect game!
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