When a kid asks John Cena his favorite food. What is it? What's your favorite food? What's my favorite food? Um... Well, if I would have Nicole stand up this time, I couldn't show you. Don't worry. You're gonna get that in 15 years or so. I'm kidding, totally kidding. I would have said that too, right? I would have said the same thing if you ever a
So Buster, what do you do for a living? You've asked me this question a couple of times and I'm gonna make it absolutely clear today. I run security, full perimeter, full time for our house and neighborhood. I assess every person who approaches this property and determine within seconds whether they are a guest or a threat! The mailman remains unde
This bitch is dumb. All right, from a definitional standpoint, what's the difference between socialism and communism? I think to me, the fundamental differences, I mean, there's, there's many. Like which ones? One prevailing one is democracy. No, that wasn't the question at all. What, what does that got to do with? I believe that democratic sociali
Remember When Kamala Was Blaming Trump When She Was Actually In Office And He Wasn't? More than 70% of people tell the country is on the wrong track. They say the country is on the wrong track. If it's on the wrong track, that track follows three and a half years of you being vice president and President Biden being president. That is what they're
She THREATENED to punch the reporter live. Home Depot, you want the police to come? She's in my space and she won't stop talking to me. Well, she can talk to you, but she back on, you're in my space. Don't touch myself. You're in my space. Get away from me now. You're on a public sidewalk. You're on a public sidewalk. You are way in my personal spa
POLY_EYE. This is why Denzel will always be unmatched. I was a Garbage Man. You get 8 hours worth of work, but you can do it in 3. Post Office, you get 3 hours worth of work and make it last 8. I did both. I like being a Garbage Man better. But they weren't bad jobs. It's like, you know, people say, 'Oh, the difficulty of making a movie.' I'm like,
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