I went to the liquor store Friday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Scotch and put it in the bicycle basket. As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break. So I drank all the Scotch before I cycled home. It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bicycle seven time
You have a bike? Sorry, what? You have a bike? No, I don't. Well, ask your mommy, can I buy you a bike? Make it quick. Hurry up. Listen to your Uncle Snoop, kids. Don't take things from strangers. Unless that stranger happens to be Shaquille O'Neal. Toys. Follow me. Whenever I go to a store from now on, I'm buying somebody else something. Period. G
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