Dylan! He ain't down there. Oh, come on now. You come up here for the cowboy experience. You're looking at him. Do I look like the kind of woman that would cheat on her husband? Yes. Really? Hey! I think you better move away from that woman. Only we touch our women when they don't want us to. Easy. Easy there, friend. I wasn't hitting on this filly
DON'T show this to the dark humour friend 😂 Just this one, please. If I'm not back in 10 minutes, start a documentary. Did you enjoy your stay? Enjoy? I don't remember anything. Help me! Help me!
OK, WHO DID THIS??? These nice people up here, they be telling me to tell y'all that black folk, we still vote Democrat, know what I'm saying? Even though Democrats are just a bunch of crazy white bitches and Islamist jihadists pushing communism and trannies and shit. We still rocking with them, know what I'm saying? Okay, I said it. Can I please h
A man tries to crack an egg over a pan. He struggles to break it with one hand. The scene cuts to another man screaming in pain in bed. The first man then tries to crack the egg with both hands, squeezing it hard. The scene cuts back to the man in bed, who is now hit by a pillow.
Family - "How's things going lately" Me - If you get hungry, here's some money. I got money. Really? Well, why are you living in the spare room in my house if you got money? I got money for a hot dog. I ain't got enough for a fucking house. All right, well, just stay here.
What's going on? Get you some, huh? You can't speed up anybody now. You think you're better than me? Why do I like the way you drive? What are you going to say to me? The trunk monkey. A revolutionary idea. Right, back in the trunk. Hey! You know it costs a lot to park here. I'm not going to pay you any money. Well, then you're going to pay another
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