The male version of "you cheated in my dream"\nDafenet @patdafenet - 1d: So my girl almost died 3 fcking times in my apocalypse dream cause she don't FCKING listen. Now I'm irritated.
After 21 years married, I’ve asked my husband for a divorce. I feel happy and excited about a new chapter!
Well, let me just say, you’ll be extremely lucky if a new chapter is waiting for you. I’ve been divorced for 20 years and I haven’t found anyone yet. Biggest mistake I ever made.
I don't want to alarm anyone, but according to my toddler, there is a burglar who broke in, not to steal anything, but to pee in his bed. It definitely wasn't him. Be safe out there everyone.
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