Janel Comeau @VeryBadLlama my parents at 30: whew, we weren't expecting to have a third kid and a new car this year, but I think we can swing it me at 30: I was not expecting to have to replace an extra lightbulb in my home this year and now financial ruin is upon me
Greg I work at McDonald's and make sure people get their money's worth. I overfill McFlurries, pack the fries to where they're overflowing, extra sauces, turn a 9 piece into 14 every time. Nobody cares, I've been doing it for a year. Brenda Yeah, that's called stealing. Greg Ok then report me to Ronald McDonald. His number is 1-800-STFUAMYODB
nothing funnier than thinking you've finally landed a job and eluded unemployment, poverty, and possible homelessness, only to discover you inhabit a cruel hellscape ruled by that kid from Stranger Things. Gaten Matarazzo's cool new Netflix prank show is all about screwing with people trying to find work. The image also shows 'BE MORE CHILL THE BRO
coco @daddyluver69 i hate LA so much this white girl spilled her entire drink on me last night and when i confronted her she said “you’re so brave. i’m listening and learning” 6:04 p.m. · 19 Feb. 22 · Twitter for iPhone
Caymus @Caaaymus
[during sex]
me: hurt me
her: There will never be a good Halo game again
me: what
her: Halo 3 was released in 2007 and you're clinging onto a childhood fantasy
me: wait stop
8/22/18, 1:18 PM
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![Caymus @Caaaymus
[during sex]
me: hurt me
her: There will never be a good Halo game again
me: what
her: Halo 3 was released in 2007 and you're clinging onto a childhood fantasy
me: wait stop
8/22/18, 1:18 PM](https://cdn.memestoday.fun/data/upload/GyC85RWFD.jpg)
