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avatar Jeremy Jordan
Realizing my emergency contact is my husband who doesn't know his own doctor's name. But sure, call him in an emergency. He'll tell you to call me.

Realizing my emergency contact is my husband who doesn't know his own doctor's name. But sure, call him in an emergency. He'll tell you to call me.

avatar Joseph Mitchell
I know a poop emergency when I see one

I know a poop emergency when I see one

avatar Sophia Rich

Wake up! Wake up! Call an ambulance! It's okay, mommy, it's okay. Turn the car off.

avatar charliek777
THE APPLICATION ASKED WHO TO CALL IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY. I ANSWERED

THE APPLICATION ASKED WHO TO CALL IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY. I ANSWERED "AN AMBULANCE."

avatar Charlie Chocolate

I'm Grace & this is me hiking a trail. Phil made it to Clark's point and is stressed the fuck out. Grace had heat exhaustion and Phil had to call Search and Rescue. Grace hiked to Clark's Point before she had to be airlifted out for signs of heatstroke.

avatar Jacob Junior
I SEE YOU VOTED TO DEFUND THE POLICE. YOUR 9-1-1 CALL IS BEING ROUTED TO THE DEPARTMENT OF PEACE AND UNICORNS. THEY WILL CALL YOU BACK IN 3-5 BUSINESS DAYS.

I SEE YOU VOTED TO DEFUND THE POLICE. YOUR 9-1-1 CALL IS BEING ROUTED TO THE DEPARTMENT OF PEACE AND UNICORNS. THEY WILL CALL YOU BACK IN 3-5 BUSINESS DAYS.

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