There are 5 white guys waiting in the waiting room while their wives are delivering babies. The nurse comes out with a black baby and asks, "Whose baby does this belong to?" The men just look at each other dumbfounded until one man puts his hand up and says, "It's probably mine, my wife burns everything!"
Meet John. John credits "The View" with saving his life. After John had been in a coma for almost three months a nurse came in and turned his hospital tv to "The View." John got up and changed the channel.
I have something to confess. You don't have to. I do. I want to go with a clear conscience. I slept with your brother. And your dad. And your mom. I knew. Most of them. You knew? Yeah. Now shut up and let the poison do its job.
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