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avatar Agni Gauss
Doctor, I want to live forever. Get married. And I'll live forever? No... you'll stop wanting to!

Doctor, I want to live forever. Get married. And I'll live forever? No... you'll stop wanting to!

avatar Gaie Houston

Her mom was speechless after this. FACT. That's a special challenge. What's that? That's a special talent that you can stick that all the way to the back of your neck. Don't act like you haven't done it before.

avatar Zoe ZZZ

Boy, this is going to hurt. Doctor, if it's going to hurt, please give me something to kill the pain. Okay. Well, I got some Novocaine right here. Hold on to that and let's see how this works here. Okay, Novocaine... here we are, Novocaine. Take a firm hold of the hypodermic needle, right. There'll be a little bit of pain, and then numbness will se

avatar Charlie Chocolate

Getting your wife's test results back from the doc. Hello. Doc, this is Mr. Albertson. Did you get the test results back on my wife? Yes, we did, but they're a little unclear. She either has AIDS or Alzheimer's. What do I do? Take her out for a drive, drop her a few miles from the house. If she comes home, don't fuck her. Very funny. Watch Got Em o

avatar Jeremy Jordan
I'm going to refer you to a gynecologist. What...why doctor? I don't treat pussies and it says here you vote Democrat.

I'm going to refer you to a gynecologist. What...why doctor? I don't treat pussies and it says here you vote Democrat.

avatar Mark Manson
I'm just waiting for your X-ray. But I've never dated anyone named Ray. And we might do a brain scan.

I'm just waiting for your X-ray. But I've never dated anyone named Ray. And we might do a brain scan.

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