Hey, Karen, I got one for you. For as long as anyone could remember, this Indian chief was in charge of naming all the children that were born in the tribe. And one day this one brave comes up to him and says, "Chief, can I ask you something? How do you name these children? How do you think of their names?" The chief says, "It was very simple. When
So I was just watching a video and in the video, basically, it was showing a mobster who found his car part and I feel like growing up in New York, you see a lot of different things. So for example, I used to live by a golf course and they used to drop stuff at the edge of the golf course. We used to find like bags and stuff full of stuff. So we us
My old lady come home the other day from the flea market, a toting what she called a magic mirror. I just shook my head. Well, she went and hung it on the back of the bathroom door. That evening when she went to take a bath, I hear in there talking to it. She says, "Mirror, mirror, on the door, make my bust a 44." Next thing I know, she walks in th
FYI: DIRTY JOKE!! IN 3, 2, 1. Dirty joke, coming in 3, 2, 1. If you don't like dirty jokes, don't get your claim in a jam, just scroll on by. But if you do like them, I'm Caroline, and I'm kind of funny. I got lots of these. So, today's joke, you ready? There's a woman that's pregnant with triplets, and she gets shot three times. And the bullets ar
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