I go, can I get a cat? And they got me a cat. I named him Tommy. And they wouldn't put him in the house. And then one day, a couple of months later, I go to the garage, he's completely gone. I go, Mom, Dad. And they came in the garage. I go, where's Tom? And my dad goes, Mommy, she allergic. Tom gone. And he goes, stop crying. And then he just left
So when I was a kid, I killed a butterfly. My priest told me no butter for me the whole month. I also told them I killed a cockroach. He looked at me and laughed. He said, 'No chance, boy. No chance.'
Me genuinely tweaking after a story fucks over morally justified characters by making them commit a cartoonishly evil act out of nowhere to make a "both sides bad" narrative. (Sound of distorted screaming)
Hey, Karen, I got one for you. For as long as anyone could remember, this Indian chief was in charge of naming all the children that were born in the tribe. And one day this one brave comes up to him and says, "Chief, can I ask you something? How do you name these children? How do you think of their names?" The chief says, "It was very simple. When
So I was just watching a video and in the video, basically, it was showing a mobster who found his car part and I feel like growing up in New York, you see a lot of different things. So for example, I used to live by a golf course and they used to drop stuff at the edge of the golf course. We used to find like bags and stuff full of stuff. So we us
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