I thought it would be good to get together now that we've all rested from our summer vacations. Although true summer vacations aren't always restful, you know that that leads to a story. There was a fellow that was on his way to a mountain resort and a policeman stopped him and said, did you know that you're driving without taillights? The driver
She was seven, sick, alone, and barefoot when she asked me, a 58-year-old biker who read to kids at the hospital, “Will you be my dad until I die?” I’d lost a daughter years ago. I said yes.
Love did what medicine couldn’t—her tumors shrank, she healed, and she walked out holding my hand. She’s fifteen now. She calls me Dad. And our story still saves others.
I remember one Sunday morning at breakfast, my grandpa was talking about how great the Holy Trinity is. And it turns out he was talking about the neighbor whose name is Trinity. Because my granny chimed in and said, she ain't that holy. She's got the same amount as the rest of us. And grandpa said, well, what's the sense in having three of them if
You say yes, you turn someone else's problems into yours. Yeah, man. Yeah, that's true. Give you an example. Say your name again, big homie. That's Jose. Jose says to me, Ice, can you take me to the airport? I say, yeah, man, I got you. I got to get up. I got to get gas in my car. I got to be on time. I got to pick Jose up. I got to get him to the airport. Mad at me.
Met a 7 yr old girl at McDonald’s. She stared for a while then said “why are you so ugly?” I paused then whispered to her “I’m not supposed to tell, but I came back in a Time Machine. I’m YOU, from the future. She cried 20 solid minutes.
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