A vacuum cleaner salesman came knocking on my door. Before I could talk, he dumped a bucket of "DOG SH!T" On my rug and said, "If this vacuum don't remove every trace of it, I'll personally eat what's left!" I replied, "I hope you're hungry because they cut my electricity off this morning!" Laughter.
Hey Carolyn, I got one for you. For as long as anyone could remember, this Indian chief was in charge of naming all the children that were born in the tribe. One day this one brave comes up to him and says, 'Chief, can I ask you something? How do you name these children? How do you think of their names?' The chief says, 'It's very simple. When a ch
Korean Mom does PERFECT impression of White man. I was in the Walmart in Alabama, and this old man, he come up to me, he say, "Excuse me, ma'am. I served in the United States Army and fought in the Vietnam War, and I've been wondering for 50 years now. Do you have a sideways vagina?" I said, "What? What do you mean sideways? You mean like, does it
Hey, I got a joke. Mike told this to Tony the other day. There's a woman, she's pregnant with triplets. She gets shot. Several bullets in the stomach. They can't remove them, they're inside the babies. But they survived. So she thought to herself, well, I'm not gonna say nothing to him unless I have to, you know, as they get older. So she didn't sa
DIRTY JOKE! If you don't like dirty jokes, that's all right. Don't get your clam in a jam. But if you do like dirty jokes, I'm Caroline and I am kind of funny sometimes. So follow along. Today's joke: A newlywed couple moves to a new town. Now they have to find a new church to go to, right? So they go to the local church and they say, 'Hey, we're n
Joke Time 519. Hey, you wanna hear a joke? One day Billy came home from school and found his pet rooster laying flat on his back with his legs straight up in the air. Billy runs up to his dad and says, Dad, Dad, my rooster, he's laying there dead with his legs straight up in the air. Why is his legs up in the air like that? And the dad says, Well,
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