Hi, how's it going? What do we got? I have this really cool old sword. Okay, you can set it down here. This is pretty cool. Any idea on how much you're looking to get? I'm thinking $8,000. Do you mind if I have somebody come down and pop this off and take a better look at it? Yeah. It looks like you got lucky. Do you see this gold writing? Yes. Th
How much do you think? That one's 75. Can you do this for 40? No, it's 75. Thank you. Is this the one you wanted? Yes. Do you know where you found it? Yes, right there. Well then put it back.
That's all you get is one of 50. 25% comes from you. The other 75% of that comes from hash. Jesus Christ, that's like 40 grand. You gotta be fucking kidding me, John. Am I smiling? You got some balls, kid. I'll give you that much. You'll give me what I tell you to give me. All the time. Take it easy, take it easy. Fuck that. This ain't the 70s. An
Man, this 5-5-5 deal is really popular. Mr. Trump, here you go, three meaty pizzas, $5 each. Tell you what, I'll counter that offer with an even better one. Here's the deal. You give me those three pizzas, only I'll give you just $5 a piece. Sure. Okay. Still got it, Donald. Still got it.
Thine attempt to haggle was denied. Proffer a fresh bid?
Cost: 30 gold coins
Thine offering: a few scraps of copper
Scroll from Merchant: A hangman's noose would fit well a knave such as thee
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