LEMONADE STAND INFLATION. How much is your lemonade, sweetie? It costs $10 a cup. Read the sign. Ten. That's some good lemonade, I bet. That's crazy. I only have $1. I take Apple Pay. Well, my Apple Pay doesn't work right now. Listen, if you're broke, then just say that. What kind of a four-year-old are you? What kind of a grown-up doesn't have $10
How much would it cost me to take you back to my room for the rest of the evening? And she said, well, I, how much do you think I'm worth? Being 18, I had no idea how much she was worth. I offered $300. And she said that's a little bit too low. So I said, okay, well, what if I doubled it and made it 600? And she said, well, that's a little more lik
This is why I miss '90s comedies. @ComedySlam. Okay, I'm gonna try and talk him out. Hold your fire until I give the order. I'm not the one. You're the one. What I say what? You're the one. POLICE. MADE IN JAPAN. Can I have one that's made in America please? You up there!
Talking Fact Business Stories. Shark gets caught by smart entrepreneur. Okay. I'll give you the $200,000 as venture debt. Here's how it works. I'm going to ask you for 6% of everything you sell until you've returned me $800,000, okay? And then it goes away. It's gone. And I want 3% equity for providing this facility. You can counter if you think th
This, Senator Crane, he's from the United States government. Do you understand? I speak your language. Well, good. Senator Crane has come here to offer your people a better way of life. Better than what? Better than what you have. I like what I have. I understand that. But your people live in the Stone Age. The United States government is offering
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