i've been waking up at 3am to move my neighbor's trash cans slightly every week and he hired a priest last month
Vent/Rant
this started 2 years ago. my neighbor gary reported me to the HOA because my trash cans were "visible from the street" on a non-trash day. i got a $50 fine. i said okay gary. okay.
every wednesday night i set an alarm for 3a
"Dub has no emotion" explain this then. How dare you treat me like this? I swear, the second you let go, I'm gonna beat the shit out of you! Not if I shit first! Not literally!
that lady doesn't realize that she stole from a psychopath i don't got anything to do all right i don't got a day job we're gonna leave here i'm mad that i'm here right now yeah yeah i want to be home looking through my peephole waiting on her you know what i'm saying and here's the thing a lot of people don't know about me i'm dangerous all right
I called my teacher a bad word. Okay, and what word was that? I can't say it again. Well, what did it start with? An N [racial slur]. Charlie! I didn't know it was bad. All the other kids called me that. That's because they thought you were cool. But that ends now. Calling your parents. They say it too. Say what? Oh, so yo
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