Who is the girl who is applying to the internship? She looks so familiar to me. I'll tell you who she looks like. She looks exactly like... Good show. I don't care. Sorority girl! Don't be scared. You're the girl, right? I'm Jennifer Johnson. Just graduated Northwestern? Stay calm. A year early. You asked me that moronic question and then my world
Busted. Kicking my gf out of my house after I invited her side piece over... CocoFun. Michelle, Age 22, 5'2, Leo, Last seen 2 days ago. Get the fuck out of my house. No, get the fuck out of my house. Yo, um, just do, do a hugger. Could you get the door for me please? Did you invite somebody over? Yeah. Yo, what up, bro? What's up, dude? How you doi
Well, look what crawled out of the gutter. What happened? I must have been doing 30 in a 25. Gonna lock me up for life or somethin'? Hey, why don't you do your fucking job instead of trying to jerk off on us, you pathetic fuckin' stiff? All right, Tommy. Tommy! I'm doing my fuckin' job. Do your fucking job! I'm sure the officer didn't stop us by ac
Grandpa messed with the wrong man and quickly found out. You see, after this 72-year-old Trump supporter spotted a much younger man protesting with an anti-Trump flag on his golf cart near a busy road. He walked over, took pictures of the flag and told him he couldn't do that, which the man obviously disagreed with. Older man: "Where you gonna stan
He's parked on my drive. Has he just taken my car from charge? Excuse me. No, no, what are you doing? Putting my car on charge. Okay, why have you taken? Okay, why have you parked on my drive one? And why have you taken the charger from my car into your own car? Because you had a free spot and I saw you had a charger as well, my car's dead, so I th
I found out my wife was having an entire long distance affair so I went ahead and took the liberty of making their dreams come true. Alright, are you excited? Yeah. People all probably wondering what we're doing showing up at September. What? I'm just saying they could probably tell we're tourists. Oh. But why are we going this way? Oh, well, you k
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