Hi! Okay, I know I just saw you this afternoon, but it's been such a long time, and you're realizing I have to teach my son that a girl can speak to you like this and still be lying and cheating on you.
Honey, I'm on my deathbed, but there's something I must confess. There's nothing to say. It's okay. I must go in peace. I was your brother, your best friend, and your father. I know, honey. That's why I poisoned you. Now close your eyes.
Go to these frat parties, I would f**k the guys, whatever. There was this one night, though, and I was like, hey, you know, I talked to them all individually. I'm like, hey, so I'm going to just be waiting in this closet. I don't even care about the party. I'm going to be waiting in this closet. It's their laundry room. And just, like, come in whe
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