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YOU MUST BE READING WITH YOUR LEFT EYE BECAUSE YOUR HAIR IS ALL IN YOUR RIGHT EYE. LET ME MOVE THIS OUT THE WAY FOR YOU SEE. SEE THAT'S BETTER RIGHT NOW YOU CAN SEE BETTER RIGHT. RIGHT. LOVE YOU. OH, THAT'S HOW YOU FEEL? WELL, LET ME WIPE YOU OFF ON MY FACE THEN. WHAT YOU DOING BOB. HEY ME AND TERRY WAS TALKING LAST NIGHT AND UH, HEY TERRY, YOU SME

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I forgot my cat outside. I am too scared to let him in now. This may be my last post

I forgot my cat outside. I am too scared to let him in now. This may be my last post

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Okay, sweetie. Can you tell me why you brought your cat to school today? Because I had to save him. Save him? From what, honey? This morning, I heard my dad say to my mom, he said, 'I'm gonna eat that kitty the second these kids leave.' He said that? So I had to save him. That was very brave of you, buddy. Your cat is very lucky.

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Addicted to catnip, Fluffy was forced to fund her habit by performing lewd acts for the neighbors perverted chickens.

Addicted to catnip, Fluffy was forced to fund her habit by performing lewd acts for the neighbors perverted chickens.

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