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avatar Patricia Lee
I want you back. I don't date women with kids. They are your kids!

I want you back. I don't date women with kids. They are your kids!

avatar Sophia Rich
Laura ˚: * 🎀 🪅 @Laura_arma_ni

Laura ˚: * 🎀 🪅 @Laura_arma_ni "you can't control your kids in public" how my mom controlled me in public:

avatar jojo9
Give me your most unhinged mom hacks. I'm not talking about letting them run. Told my 1st that he could have candy too (m&m's) whenever the baby used the potty. He basically potty trained my 2nd because every 5-10 minutes he'd ask her if she needed to go potty.

Give me your most unhinged mom hacks. I'm not talking about letting them run. Told my 1st that he could have candy too (m&m's) whenever the baby used the potty. He basically potty trained my 2nd because every 5-10 minutes he'd ask her if she needed to go potty.

avatar Anthony Miller
All my best memories of Dad start with...

All my best memories of Dad start with... "Don't tell your Mom"

avatar Gaie Houston
OH NO- IT'S THE LAST DAY OF SUMMER VACATION! GODDD WHAT MONTH IS IT...? TODAY'S OUR LAST DAY TO HANG OUT!! THIS SUCKS! OH THANK GOD ALL THESE KIDS WILL BE GONE SOON... BACK TO SCHOOL SALE! I DON'T WANT THIS! NICE. I COULD USE NEW BEDSHEETS. BACK TO SCHOOL SALE! ATLEAST I'M NOT IN SCHOOL. ONLY 60 DAYS TIL WINTER BREAK... I HAVE NOTHING TO LOOK FORWA

OH NO- IT'S THE LAST DAY OF SUMMER VACATION! GODDD WHAT MONTH IS IT...? TODAY'S OUR LAST DAY TO HANG OUT!! THIS SUCKS! OH THANK GOD ALL THESE KIDS WILL BE GONE SOON... BACK TO SCHOOL SALE! I DON'T WANT THIS! NICE. I COULD USE NEW BEDSHEETS. BACK TO SCHOOL SALE! ATLEAST I'M NOT IN SCHOOL. ONLY 60 DAYS TIL WINTER BREAK... I HAVE NOTHING TO LOOK FORWA

avatar Mark Manson
I offered my 5-year-old dinner out and he seriously replied,

I offered my 5-year-old dinner out and he seriously replied, "I was out in the big world today, now I need somewhere tiny." At no stage of my life have I described that emotion as clearly as he managed to. Mom knows Sarcasm

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