Me: The kids haven't eaten their sandwiches Wife: ok just throw them out [Later] Me *helping the kids pack a suitcase* look I'm as surprised as you are
My son's sixth birthday is June 20. Today, he reminded me to invite Taylor Swift and Walter. Walter is a praying mantis who was on our deck two years ago. He asked me to email Walter because he doesn't know Walter's phone number. I feel like I have a better chance of getting ahold of Taylor.
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