Caitlin Driscoll @TeacherOnTopic Me: So my husband -- First grader: You have a husband? Me: I do, the whole time you've known me. First grader: Oh. I always thought you were feral. Me: Er, do you mean 'single'? First grader: Whatever the word is that you use for stray cats. DashDose @AlongChowdry The first grader definitely said that while picking
Me: Can I come over? Her: Yes, but my kids are up Me: A man holds a bottle of melatonin and a bag of Haribo gummy bears, implying he plans to give the kids melatonin to put them to sleep.
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