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avatar jojo9
Sometimes I think about the guy at my poker table in Vegas who was kicked out after the pit boss said he was too drunk (high bar). Security came over, asked him to say the alphabet starting with

Sometimes I think about the guy at my poker table in Vegas who was kicked out after the pit boss said he was too drunk (high bar). Security came over, asked him to say the alphabet starting with "M" and he replied: "Malphabet" He was escorted out of the room.

avatar Jeremy Jordan
NEVER TAKE ADVICE FROM ME, YOU'LL END UP DRUNK. And naked ...

NEVER TAKE ADVICE FROM ME, YOU'LL END UP DRUNK. And naked ...

avatar Mark Manson
I Wasn't DRUNK Last Night !! I found you sitting on the toilet trying to put your seatbelt on...

I Wasn't DRUNK Last Night !! I found you sitting on the toilet trying to put your seatbelt on...

avatar Jeremy Jordan
Sometimes I think about the guy at my poker table in Vegas who was kicked out after the pit boss said he was too drunk (high bar). Security came over, asked him to say the alphabet starting with

Sometimes I think about the guy at my poker table in Vegas who was kicked out after the pit boss said he was too drunk (high bar). Security came over, asked him to say the alphabet starting with "M" and he replied: "Malphabet" He was escorted out of the room.

avatar Patricia Lee
Listen, if drunk me said or did something, you gotta take it up with drunk me. Don't come at sober me, we weren't there. We don't know what happened.

Listen, if drunk me said or did something, you gotta take it up with drunk me. Don't come at sober me, we weren't there. We don't know what happened.

avatar John Paul
When you get so drunk you become a Disney princess

When you get so drunk you become a Disney princess

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