This lady thinks she can park in 2 spots and get away with it. Not today buddy. I love parking like a fuckin dumbass. I hope this sticker annoys you as much as your shitty parking annoys me. My parents' lives were ended by a parking criminal. So I've dedicated my life to seeking justice and putting an end to bad parking. I park like an asshole. Did
I got a dog lady, I love her so. Nothing else like her anywhere you go. A man she, anything but calm. Regular pint-sized atom bomb. Atom bomb baby, atom bomb. I want her in my big one. She's just the way I want her to be. A million times hotter than TNT. MRS FALLOUT. SmartyKat Organic Catnip.
You're a handsome fellow too mate. I don't know, dude. I'm side of the road handsome. Like if people are going by at like 50 miles an hour, they're like, hey, I think that guy was okay looking. I'm sitting right next to you and I'm admiring what I see mate. I'm hitchhiker handsome. I'd pick you up if you were hitchhiking, bro. Thanks bro. You would
I am an ordained priest of the Catholic Church. My official title is Father. Well that's not fair. I had to get my wife pregnant to get that title. Very funny. There's nothing funny about it. Have you seen my wife? You're no fuckin' father, Casey. I am a Father. And according to the Archdiocese of the tri-county area, I'm your fuckin' Father. You'r
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