Patrick I got a dog named Koozie and my neighbor Darell is obsessed with him. He sends me texts when he is drunk... Darell: drunk. Patrick: You need help? Darell: send koozie picture imediately. Darell: my king.
What's up Mister Tucker? I'm recording you. Alright. That's Mister Tucker. Man, I'm too blessed to be depressed, too grateful to be hateful. Even too happy to be snappy and I'm so glad I can't be sad. Really too anointed to be disappointed. As my life gets longer, my faith gets stronger. Love it, man. Mister Tucker is the first coal miner I ever me
I put this at my neighbor's door 2 days ago (we live in a duplex) and it's still there. The note says: 'PLEASE CHANGE THE BATTERY ON YOUR SMOKE DETECTOR'. A 9V battery is taped to the note.
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