A young nun went to see the Mother Superior with a very worried face. Mother, I need to tell you something, she said quietly. I'm pregnant. The Mother Superior nearly dropped her tea. What? How on earth did that happen? she shouted. The young nun looked embarrassed and said, Reverend Mother, it was Father Donald from the Catholic church up the road
A woman who is 3 months pregnant falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby. Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you. Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl? Doctor: Denise. Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and wh
studentsforlife A pregnant woman on death row can't be executed until her baby is born because the law recognizes her preborn child is innocent. So why is abortion legal?
Morning B Your really calling out today? I know your aware that there is zero chance of finding someone today. Yes I am. The pharmacy will have to close. I've been up since 2am with Braxton hicks from standing all yesterday and my anxiety is through the roof. I'm 39.5 weeks and not mentally or physically capable of another 8 hours of the unreasonab
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