John. Yeah? I just want to get this out the way right now. I'm leaving you for another man. What? Yes. I got my things packed and I'm leaving in the next hour. Leaving me for who? Steve, the postman. My best friend Steve? I didn't know y'all was best friends. When did y'all become best friends? Just 10 seconds ago. FOLLOW US!
I want a divorce. You are a sad little man. She just spat on my face and left, Doctor Blane. And to make it worse, yesterday my friend saw her getting railed by some new guy on a hotel balcony. What did you even do to make her leave, Joe? Joe, our daughter's college fund just went missing from the bank account? Relax, hon, it's not missing. I'm jus
You're playing for the club championships. After 17 holes you and your opponent are dead even. You have the honors off the 18th tee. You hit your drive down the middle of the fairway 250 yds. Your opponent goes straight right into the woods. You help him look for the ball for about 10 mins. Finally he says 'why don't you go back and hit your second
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