Hey Lydia, what's the difference between a battery and a woman? Why do I feel like I'm about to be offended? A battery has a positive side. I have a positive side. All women have a positive side. You know why women don't have a positive side around you? Because you say things like that.
I don't care if you steal. I don't care about any of that, okay? We have a few. Get down on the ground and place your hands above your head. You are under arrest. Click clack. Are the handcuffs too tight?
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