Why do women close their eyes during **x? Because they can't stand to see a man having a good time. Why are blondes buried in triangular coffins? Because as soon as the head hits the pillow, the legs know what to do. A little longer than a few minutes later. How can you tell if you have a high sperm count? When your girlfriend has to chew before sh
Heart disease is the number one cause of death, but many times, the only symptom of heart disease is a heart attack. And nearly 75% of people hospitalized for a heart attack did not have what is considered high-risk cholesterol levels. Think about that. And cholesterol is what our healthcare system uses to detect heart disease. So what is going on?
If heaven ain't a lot like Dixie, I don't want to go. If heaven ain't a lot like Dixie, I just as soon stay home. I was one of the chosen few to be born in Alabama. I'm just like my daddy's son, I'm proud of who I am. I've went through a lot of good women, shook old Jim Beam's hand. If I never see the pearly gates, I've walked through the promised
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