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Monkeys reacting to magic tricks like their entire reality just glitched. A person performs a magic trick, making a treat disappear from their hand, surprising a monkey. Another monkey reacts with shock and a loud scream to a disappearing object. An orangutan watches a small object being placed in a cup and then removed, but the object disappears.
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