A guy hit on me in front of my husband!! Oh. Yeah. Do you need something? Oh, thank you. Oh, no, no, this is my husband. There's nobody there. I mean, that's that's a really nice offer and I mean, I really appreciate it. Hang on. But I mean, I can't. I'm here with my husband. You're here with your husband. Why are you here with your husband? What a
MY OWN DAMN NAME SINNER. Hello, my name is Doc. I was three drinks deep, minding my own damn business, posted at the corner where nobody asks for forgiveness. Then she walked through the door like trouble dressed up, riding every smart thing I ever knew, packed its bags that night. She slid onto the stool beside me. Said, 'You here all alone?' I ha
DIRTY OLD $CORPIO MAN. There was Tony Donato. Chicks dug him. Really thought that he was hot. It was ironic considering he was one of the best arsonists in the entire Tri-Borough area. Okay. Okay.
Cute little kid. Oh, by the way, my name is Astra. My name is Dashiki. That's why he with the doggy style. Ooh, that's pretty. Those are my kids. Hello everybody! Now children, what do you say when you meet a nice man? Are you my daddy?
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