GIRLFRIEND: "BABE I WANT AND REALLY LIKE THESE PAIR OF SHOES BUT I LEFT MY PURSE AT HOME." ME: "HOW MUCH ARE THEY?" GIRLFRIEND: "£750." ME: OPENS WALLET... GIRLFRIEND: EXCITED... ME: "HERE'S £10. GET A TAXI AND GO FETCH YOUR PURSE. I'LL WAIT FOR YOU HERE!"
I'm here with the twins today and we're going to see if my boyfriend can tell us apart because everybody thinks we look alike. And we think we look alike. So let's go see if he can tell the difference. He better. If not, he's canceled right now. CAN MY BOYFRIEND TELL US APART? CASSY. Hey babe, are you hungry? No, I'm good, babe. Thank you. BRENDA.
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