When your girl is lowkey having a mental breakdown but the boys are on. Stupid fucking whore! So I'll just shut the fuck up! I'll just shut the fuck up for good now, huh? Yeah, you fucking... I think she's almost done, I'll be there.
My sister mentioned to her man she had to go to the store for water. Within 30 mins this was outside her door 🥺❤️. herz(ə)l @cisgenderhaver. not to be woke but does your sister not have a sink
woman was surprised to find out she had a boyfriend as anesthesia began to wear off following the removal of her wisdom teeth. I think Joey is coming over here. Do you remember Joey? What? You think so? Do you wanna see him? Uh-huh. You have a boyfriend? Huh? Yes. Yes, you do. Would you like to see what he looks like? Uh-huh. He's right there. He's
Dad: Walk me through how to do it. Daughter: Aren't you with Jason? Daughter: Yea but he said he's never changed a tire before. Daughter: Just walk me through it. Dad: Ok. Dad: Step 1: Break up with Jason. THIS DAD TOLD HER DAUGHTER TO BREAK UP WITH HER BOYFRIEND BECAUSE HE COULDN'T CHANGE A TYRE - AND HE'S PROBABLY RIGHT. COROLLA HYBRID.
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