GIRLFRIEND: "BABE I WANT AND REALLY LIKE THESE PAIR OF SHOES BUT I LEFT MY PURSE AT HOME." ME: "HOW MUCH ARE THEY?" GIRLFRIEND: "£750." ME: OPENS WALLET... GIRLFRIEND: EXCITED... ME: "HERE'S £10. GET A TAXI AND GO FETCH YOUR PURSE. I'LL WAIT FOR YOU HERE!"
I'm here with the twins today and we're going to see if my boyfriend can tell us apart because everybody thinks we look alike. And we think we look alike. So let's go see if he can tell the difference. He better. If not, he's canceled right now. CAN MY BOYFRIEND TELL US APART? CASSY. Hey babe, are you hungry? No, I'm good, babe. Thank you. BRENDA.
My Grandpa. Hey, babe! Hi, grandpa! How are you doing? I'm good. Who's your friend? This is my boyfriend. Your boyfriend?! Watch out, little boy! Take your ass in the house and do your homework! Ain't no boyfriend, right? You get up and go home! Don't come around here no more!
Me: raised to work hard for your own money, never accept it and always pay people back. My bf: raised to treat a girl right and refuses to let me pay for ANYTHING
Me trying to distract my boyfriend while he's playing video games: (Music lyrics: Hogging and a kissing, dancing and I love it. Wearing that's enough, it's always hot as enough. The whole shack shimmy.)
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