POV: your wife cheated and her car is in your name... so you gave her a major downgrade. Man: your fucking keys and get the fuck out. Woman: Do you know where my keys are? I'm trying to go to the store really quick before... Man: They're not hanging up by the front? Woman: No, they're always in the same spot, but they're literally not there. Like,
POV I told my wife I was taking her on a date but instead I'm dropping her off at her new boyfriend's workplace !? 🤯 Get out of the fucking car. What the fuck is going on? What are you doing? Isn't this where Ryan works? Who's Ryan? Why are we here? You know what? Because of your Bumble. Exactly why we're here. I'm not. No. Get out of the car. I'm
Online, she says she's hungry for that dark meat. Well, tonight, she's gonna get more than her mouth can swallow. Bring your ass in, cookies on the counter. I ain't got no condoms. This is crazy, you're my first, you know... Only might be your last. Big night, huh? I want that BBC to make me be limping for days. Do you want to explain what you mean
My husband. Thank you for last night. What the fuck. Thank you for last night. Talk about leaving 'NO' stone unturned. Barbie collection (in the comment section).
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