My wife almost killed me one night in bed. I didn't know what to do because I didn't recognize the noise. You ever look for a noise? By the time I realized it, I was almost gone. 11 o'clock, this is the noise I hear... (fart sound) She says, 'What's the matter? You didn't hear that?' 'What'd it sound like?' 'Like Superman just flew over the house.'
Buddy. I thought we had a good marriage. Then one night she rolled over, lifted the blanket and tried to send me to Jesus. 2 AM, dead asleep, dreaming peaceful dreams, she let one rip like a broke down diesel machine. Then she grabbed them covers with a wicked little grin, started flapping all the evidence directly at my chin. I said, 'Woman,' she
soooo to date night! *toot* did you just do a little fart there? NO! no, it was... it was the way my foot was going when I sat down. yeah I don't think it was your foot babe. I can smell it, it's fine! It was you, wasn't it? no, I didn't fart. I know when I farted. Denied it, supplied it! no it's not always the case. I just I didn't, but.. who care
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