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A woman with a salad walked past me in the restaurant and said R o1V g eA Welo WA Te Yol YeSNelol0 e HT 1 M1 g1 Y E 1 oTa o MM o TTo K you werent eating its food it might have lived
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The first US president to unofficially pardon a turkey was Abraham Lincoln In 1863 President Lincoln was presented with a Christmas turkey that was destined T N T T Y 10 W ARV T Tl D R T VT T S son Tad had grown fond of the bird and he argued that it had every right to live The President CEVCRLIEL TG G T G
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A MEN USE LOVE TO GET SEX WOMEN USE SEX TO GET K0 2 USE A COUNTERWEIGHT TO LAUNCH 100 KILOGRAM STONE PROJECTILES OVER 300 METERS
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My flight attendant mom got this napkin from an upset passenger
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Bless me Father for have sinned have been with a loose girl The priest asks Is that you little Joey Pagano Yes Father it is And who was the girl you were with l cant tell you Father dont want to ruin her reputation Well Joey Im sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now Was it Tina Minetti l cannot say Was it Teresa Mazzarelli l never tell Was it Nina Capelli Im sorry
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