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lee denure
RNOW EVERYTHING Little Johnny was told by his friends that adults have a deep dark secret and can be easily manipulated Johnny decides to test it He comes home goes up to his mother and says Mom know everything Mom shushes him and gives him 10 Just dont tell Dad she says Hey its working thinks Little Johnny An hour later Dad comes home from work Johnny goes up to him and says Dad know everything D
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Jacob Junior
When some dumbass brings a bunch of drugs to ur house and doesnt even know
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Mark Manson
IM OPENING A GYM CALLED RESOLUTIONS IT WILL HAVE EXERCISE EQUIPMENT FOR THE FIRST TWO WEEKS AND THEN IT TURN INTO A BAR FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR
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Zoe ZZZ
Imagine the outrage if the state enforced weight loss mandates for the obese to relieve the health care system
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Mark Manson
When you try to fit in but cant stop being awkward
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