If you like having sex while listening to music always choose a live album That way youll get an applause every 3 to 4 minutes yourcards
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AWA NET AVERT Re Ta elevator when she had to fart so she promptly reached into her purse and sprayed some air HCEIELETS Two floors later a man got into the elevator and began sniffing RECTAN ETe 2 Cle MalTng if he smelled something yes do he replied What does it smell like she asked Hmmm It kind of smells like someone shit in a pine tree
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really scared the postman today by showing up to the door naked Im not sure what scared him more the fact that was naked or that knew where he lived
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ITSAGOODTHINIGR 3 GIN HOUTHWAS GFE BL Fh ORTHAT BIRD WOULD HAVE SHIT RIGHT ON MY FACE
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An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and upon returning to her car found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs have a gun and know how to use it Get out of the cart The four men didn wait for a second threat They got out and ran like mad The lay Somewhat shaken then proceeded 10 oad her
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Cop Any alcohol tonight Guy had about 30 Coors Lights Cop Son said alcoholnot cat piss
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