MY WIFE COMPLAINED NEED TO BE MORE SPONTANEOUS AND FUNNY SO I DRESSED UP AS A CLOWN AND CHASED HER ROUND THE HOUSE WITH A RUBBER KNIFE NOW SHE WANTS A DIVORCE THERES NO PLEASING SOME WOMEN
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The dog or the dishwasher cant tell can you
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Eight Ways To Say Your Fly Is Open 1 The cucumber has left the salad 2 Youve got Windows in your laptop 3 You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position 4 Your pod bay door is open Hal 5 The Buick is not all the way in the garage 6 Sailor Ned is trying to take a little shore leave 7 Youve got a security breach at Los Pantalones 8 Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod
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Digging Through Cow Shit FOR Shroom
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Throat Tdy pi 77 it for
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When your girl starts laughing and says Im gonna drive this motherfucking car right into the lake
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