Why are we here? I lost my ring last night in a bet. I'm missing a finger. I tried getting it back, but this half-a*s won't negotiate. So how'd you lose your most prized possession? Thumb wrestling. You lost to Santa's helper? Why the f**k am I here? I hurt my back. Make it easier on yourself. The classics. What do you prefer to be called? Jumbo or
Can't you see I'm working? I'm the real Rocky. He stole my script. Show me what you can really do. No, my real name, don't you? Show me what you can do. Hey, nice to meet you. Oh, thank you, thank you.
I just heard that Dolly Parton passed away, and this strikes me very hard because I felt she was a brilliant woman, so outgoing, so nice. She would come onto the set and say, 'Hi, y'all,' to every one of the crew members. Everyone loved her, and I don't think people realize what a brilliant mind she had. She was just incredible. I used to call her
Sylvester Stallone: “The church is the gym of the soul... The more I turn myself over to believing in Jesus, the pressure is off me now.” "Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior" This is the way ✝
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