I don't like being alone in the house with a married man. Listen, if we were alone on a raft in the middle of the ocean, I'd rather kiss an octopus in the mouth.

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You ever hear of a crook named Righty? Because the word left itself is always associated with negative things. Have you ever noticed that? Leftovers, they're terrible. Two left feet, left-handed compliment. On television, you ever see a crook named Righty? You never see that. Everything right, they make a positive thing. Right on, the Bill of Rights. You go to a party, there's nobody t

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I don't like being alone in the house with a married man. Listen, if we were alone on a raft in the middle of the ocean, I'd rather kiss an octopus in the mouth.

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