2 A married man saved his girlfriends phone number on his mobile as LOW BATTERY with no ringtone Whenever she calls him in his absence his wife takes the phone and plugs it to the charger The guy was nominated for Nobel prize for Innovation and Peace e332
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lee denure
One of my favorite jokes A man walks into a bar He tells the barkeep Give me 12 shots of Chivas Regal As the barkeep sets them up the guy drinks them down At the 7th one the amazed barkeep says Hey take it easy fella youre going to die drinking like that The guy looks at the barkeep and says Youd drink like this too if you had what have Frightened the barkeep backs away a bit and says Why What do
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lee denure
A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out As he walke to the door she yelled l hope you die a long slow painful death He turned around and said So ou want me to fucking stay
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lee denure
Doll For Sale Make Offer My daughter doesnt want it anymore Our dog will not stop barking at it and we can never find it where we left it Doll has really cute laugh No batteries gh 8 S required EE Pickup Only Again Make Offer
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How is it that you can sue Walmart if you fall McDonalds if you get fat But not Budweiser for all the ugly people youve slept with
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Son Mom why do some people die young Mom thats because god takes good people early to him 97 year old granny from behind
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