3 IRISHMEN IN A BAR TN ER MY LOCALS BETTER THAN THIS IN MY LOCAL YOU BUY 2 DRINKS AND THE 3RDS FREE MICK SAYS 18 g Koo iR o VR TT DRINK YOU GET THE 2ND FREE MURPHY SAYS THATS NOTHING IN MY LOCAL YOU BUY THE 1ST DRINK THEN THE 2ND 3RD 4TH 5TH 6TH AND 7TH ARE FREE THEN YOU GO OUT THE BACK AND GET A SHAG WOW SAYS THE OTHER TWO HAS THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO YOU NO SAYS MURPHY BUT IT HAPPENED TO MY SIS
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Works for me Can you be a normal person and just lick your finger when turning a page x
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oops Last Christmas got my grandmas present mixed up with my girlfriends dinner was awkward
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A woman takes her 18 year old daughter to the doctor The doctor says Okay Mrs Jones whats the problem The mother says Its my daughter Darla She keeps getting these cravings shes putting on weight and is sick most mornings The doctor gives Darla a good examination then turns to the mother and says Well dont know how to tell you this but your Darla is pregnant about 4 months would be my guess The mo
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The nun and the Russian soldier XXX A soldier ran up to a nun Out of breath he asked Please may hide under your skirt Ill explain later The nun agreed A moment later two military police ran up and asked Sister have you seen a soldier The nun replied He went that way After the military police ran off the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said I cant thank you enough Sister You see dont w
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