If you are too drunk or violent in Japan the police get a large futon and roll you into a small burrito Then they carry you away a b P B
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Charlie Chocolate
Embracing figures at Pompeii could have been gay lovers after scan reveals they are hoth men drinking wine with best bro served 10 years in army together saved my life once named my son after the guy mountain fucking explodes find house and hide for shelter ive each other one last bro hug ash burys us both 1900 years later get found lolgay hois
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Zoe ZZZ
A teacher asked her third grade class to name things that ended with tor and that also ate things The first little boy said Alligator Very good James thats a big word The second boy said Predator Yes thats another big word Alan Very well done Little Johnny says Vibrator After nearly falling off her chair the teacher says That is a big word Johnny but it doesnt eat anything Well my mother has one a
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Olivia Veqqie
strong an independent women when sprint at them while theyre walking ulone at night B
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Olivia Veqqie
Sometimes dont want sex sometimes just want to fall asleep holding your titty
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