1 TOLD MY NEIGHBOR IF HIS DOG CRAPS ON MY LAWN AGAIN HE WOULD REGRET IT
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Drunk friend Do look fucked up Me Nah man youre good Drunk friend
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My new girlfriend and were traveling to meet my parents when she got a flat tire called my parents and said Sorry mom were going to be late my girlfriends got a puncture O o B TN T o To M W g To 10T 1 you had a real one this time
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Bras for c cups and under Hello princess let me kiss your nipples with a hint of lace while enrobing your breasts in fine silk gently embracing them together like two fragile turtle doves cooing in the snow Bras for d cups and up Whats up blob fish Heres a beige canvas held together by braided rope in constrictor knots and intricate pulley system Dont forget to yell Heave Ho before hoisting those
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Interviewer How do you explain this 4 year gap on your resume Me Thats when went to Yale Interviewer Thats very impressive your hired Me Thanks really need this yob
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