When Im at Chipotle always wait until after the employee puts the first scoop of chicken on my burrito to ask for dquble chicken t 4 O So the size of the 1st scoop isnt compromised by the knowledge Im getting a 2nd scoop and now the employee has shown their hand in terms of their default scoop size so they cant play fucking games with my 2nd scoop
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Agni Gauss
BREAKING NEWS A man was admitted to the hospital today with 25 plastic toy horses inserted in his rectum Doctors have described his condition as stable
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Agni Gauss
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jojo9
The next time you decide to cut in front of that 80000 Ib semi remember this was once a 4 door Chevy pickup
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Great white Shark in South Africa ig andrecrosdale noturmothersfav my dumbass thought it was trapped in an iceberg
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