A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender Wanna hear a blonde joke In a hushed voice the guy next to him says Before you tell that joke you should know somethingOur bartender IS blonde the bouncer is blonde Im a 6 tall 200 Ib black belt The guy sitting next to me is 62 weighs 225 and hes a rugby player The fella to your right is 65 pushing 300 and hes a wrestler Each one of US is blonde T
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Gaie Houston
_ A ALIEF BABY AyolLou__ Its so funny how much time we invest in one person to only to end up strangers again
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Jacob Junior
Stop being so fucking forgivingPeople know exactly what the fuck theyre doing
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Gaie Houston
When the Cold War starts and have to kill my fridge t
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Gaie Houston
One of the worst aspects of moving out is cooking If you dont cook you dont eat My mom spoiled me and was too dumb to realize Idk how many more Hungry Man Frozen meals i can before my intestines rot
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Agni Gauss
MOTIVATION WY DATE CALLED ME UGy AND JusT WALKED AWAY
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