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Wildone2
TP My dirty language got me suspended in school But many years later E I get rewarded with likes and shares Never give up on your dreams Kids
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Wildone2
My wife and have the cutest nicknames for each other Shes my buttercup and Im her useless sack of shit
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SHE GOT MAD CUZ I ASKED HER IF SHE WAS THE BOOGER FROM THE MUCINEX COMMERCIAL ee
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Anthony Miller
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